It's Worse Than I Thought

I've started cleaning the floor in the kitchen. It's awful. I hadn't realised that it's actually quite a vibrant blue colour - I thought it was more a turquoise colour, but it turns out that was just the grime on it! No wonder we failed our inspection because of it. I don't even know why I am cleaning. It's not my problem, I only moved in a month ago and the UK Housing Act quite clearly states that no tenant can be expected to leave the residence in a better condition than they found it. But then previous experience has shown that the accommodation office can not be expected to be reasonable under ordinary circumstances.

Currently I am toying with the idea of cleaning exactly one half of every floor in the flat. Then, when they try to fine me because they had to get professional cleaners in I would point out that I had more than fulfilled my role under the housing act by leaving the flat in a far cleaner state than I found it.

The shit mop they gave us is no help at all. I'm going to have to get on my hands and knees and use a cloth, I think. Ooer, that sounds so dodgy. OI! God kills a kitten every time you do that!

Oh and while I've got the mic, Mugsy: What's wrong with my current blog photo? I love that picture.