It's HUGE!

Yes it is. It really is. It's of monsterous proportions, at least twice the size of any I've ever had before. It's opened my eyes I can tell you. I'll never be able to go back to little ones again. Big all the way for me from now on. Never accept anything small when you can have something so huge. Liz will really like it too, I'm sure. There's just so MUCH of it, and the desk is really big too.

What? I was talking about my new bedroom ... what did you think I was talking about?