Morons

Just got to work and logged in. Tried to reconnect my M: drive, but it just keeps asking for the password. I give up and try logging into Central. Access Denied.

"Oh arse", I thought and rang the Helpdesk. The rang back about 5 minutes ago. After checking my details they concluded that I had left the University. "No, I don't complete for another 2 years" (at least, that's what my details used to say, really it'll only be another year now).

"Well you'll need to ring the academic office then to get your details changed." I couldn't believe that I had to ring a different office, surely they could just remove the lock and be done with the bloody thing. Well I rang anyway. After checking my details again she put me on hold and said "yes there's a problem and we're working to resolve it". Turns out they've managed to lock every Industrial Year student's accounts. Fucking geniuses.