Really need to check the car's water, oil, brake fluid and fill up pwith some washer fluid...but I just can't be bothered. I'll do it tomorrow.

I've drank god-only-knows how many stubbies and yet I still feel perfectly sober. How weird. It's somewhat annoying actually because I'm bored out of my mind and quite fancy going for a drive, but of course I can't as I am over the limit now...

Sod it, I'm off to bed.