Everyone in the office went for a pub lunch today because we had visitors from America and Germany, plus our database admin contractor was in too. I'd been waxing lyrical to one of my American colleagues about how great Fullers pubs are, not least because all of their bottled beers are vegan, and was quite pleased when I found that the pub we were going to was a Fullers owned pub.

Anyway when we went in they didn't have any of their usual classics in bottle form so I had the only vegan adds available: Golden Pride. Then, when it came to ordering food I said "I'm vegan, do you have anything vegan?" and she laughed at me. Fucking cunt.

When the chips arrived they came with mayonnaise and some had even managed to get onto one of my chips.

As if that wasn't enough I now have a god awful stomach which I am quite convinced is a direct result of eating their food.

So to summarise: Avoid The Volunteer ("The Volly") in Theale. It's shit.