2nd of April 2004
Pikey Test
Many thanks to Burt for this innovative little, er, thing. Not quite sure how to classify it. It's an Excel Spreadsheet questionnaire which tells you how "Pikey" you are. Well worth a try. My results are shown below.
[Pikey test - link removed 30/08/2005]
You are 25% pikey.
You are definately entering the danger zone here. You have owned at sometime in your life a pet fish won from a funfair. You regularly buy Superdrug’s own brand toiletries but ensure you carry them home in a Clinique carrier bag. You have a number of gold cards and a run a respectable enough car, however, you would do well to remove the “Baby on Board” sticker from the back. You enjoy good food and wine courtesy of Delia Smith’s home cookery course and have been to University.
Definately you say? Only a Pikey would spell definitely as definately.