Lesbians are Attracted to Electric Lights
[lowey] I wish I could get my left ear to bloody work
[lowey] I've had partial hearing for the last week or so and so finally cracked on Saturday and got some ear-drops for it.
[lowey] Now I have no hearing in my ear
[lowey] not the best of ear-drops imo
[duderjace] You need one of those ear trumpets :)
[lowey] I need a small spoon ;)
[duderjace] Or one of those tiny hoovers for getting dust out of your pc.
[lowey] heheh, even compressed air :)
[lowey] blow it all out of there
[lowey] instant relief
[duderjace] hehheh
[lowey] (apart from the perforated ear-drum I would almost certainly incur)
[lowey] if it doesn't sort itself out soon I will have to go to the doctors and get it sluiced out
[lowey] but I hate the doctors
[duderjace] Maybe you could just put a wick in your ear and melt it out
[lowey] nice
[lowey] free lighting for a few days
[lowey] who needs electric lights anyway?
[duderjace] Electric lights are for lezzers
[duderjace] :)
[lowey] I'll have to get me some more electric lights then, if it attracts lesbians :D
[duderjace] Like flys to those uv tubes in chip shops
[lowey] cool
[lowey] but without the big electric zappy grid I would imagine
[duderjace] I dunno. If you could just set it to 'stun'
[lowey] "Hey Michelle, an electric light, let's go get down and dirty by it" "Hey great idea, Candice..." *BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTT*CRACK*
[duderjace] You'd have em piled up all over the place :)
*** lowey books himself into a mental hospital
Last updated 27th of April 2004
at 15:23
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