Various gods, Demi-gods and Celebrities on MSN
This was a strange conversation that Dave and I had one day in the Sun lounge. Stupidly, Dave was sat only a few metres away from me at the time.
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
god knows why I did that
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
i bet god didn't
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
I bet he did
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Let's ask him
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
did not...
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
well i asked him and he replied "Who the fuck is matt lowe"
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
God: I know why he did it.
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
God: It's because he's a fucking lunatic.
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Yeh cheers god.
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
God: Fuck you - you never pray to me.
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
wait a minute are we talking about the same gods here?
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Yeh well if you were a bit nicer to me then maybe I'd pray.
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
God: Fuck you.
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
No fuck you.
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
God: Ungrateful little shit.
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Get off my username anyway you bastard.
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
God: Little fucker.
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
FUCK OFF!
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Thank you.
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
God: Twat
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
FUCK OFFFFFF!
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
mattb it's getting cloudy outside, lightning strike is immenent
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
who is mattb?
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
God: fuck you you picky shit
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Jesus: What you want a fight do you shit head?
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
God: bring it on you religous freak !!!!
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Jesus: I'm on Matt's side.
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
God: ahahahah two mortals dare to challenge the almigthy god
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Jesus: I'm no mortal twat head. And you call yourself my Father?!
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
God: i'm not your father, that would be the other god, hmmm yer whats his name you know....
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Jesus: You BASTARD!
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
lowey: Jesus, I am your father
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
God: Fuck it's all messed up down there...
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
God: a 2000 year old fossil comes back to life and a 21 year old admits to being his father
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Jesus: I'm gonna fuck you over wankshaft "father"
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
lowey: I'm 19 dickwad
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God: 19 then i dont give a shit!!!!
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Zeuss: What's all this then?
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Apollo: Can we join in?
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Jesus: Zeuss - are you my Father?
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Zeuss: Errrrr, no...
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
satan: you poofs
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Peter: Come on lads, break it up.
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Bush: Got any oil boys?
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Saddam: Fuck it iz zat bush again
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
The Burning Bush: Did someone mention my name?
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Moses: Not you ya muppet - George Bush.
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
Blair: come back to bed darling
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
Blair: cherie keep your mouth shut!!
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Hans Blix: We have destroyed another missile oh master
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
God: Who me?
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Hans Blix: No, Bush.
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
God: How DARE YOU!
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
Neptune: dont worry i'll put it out!!!
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Achilles: Argh, I could do with a good punch up...
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
Pluto: grrrrrr
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Medusa: "Snake for sale"
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Achilles: I'll but one.
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
Sinbad: i'll have three
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Achilles: Sorry, BUY.
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Achilles: Bloody English language, why can not we use the greek?
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Medusa: Have one for free
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Achilles: AAAARGH!
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
*Achilles has turned to stone*
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
God: i think the conversation has side tracked somewhat
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Jesus: Yeh good point. We were about to have a messaive fist-fight weren't we?
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Satan: Count me in, I'm on Jesus' side
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
Shirac: Not without a second resolution
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
lowey: Bagsy I get Jesus on my side.
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Hans Blix: He has no weapons of mass destruction
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Hans Blix: Zeuss on the other hand is carrying thunderbolts that can exceed the current limitations.
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Zeuss: I DESTROYED THEM!
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Hans Blix: Come now Zeuss, you can't fool me.
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
God: wait a minute i can throw bolts of lightning with a flick of my wrist
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Bush: cut of his hand!
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Saddam: I'm DEFINITELY on Zeuss's side!
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
Neptune: i'm gonna swamp you all
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Hans Blix: You know perfectly well that this is in direct violation of treaty no. 5 directive 9.3!
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
Neptune: Oh is it , oh sorry i'll stop crying now.....
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
God: It rained for seven days and seven nights
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Bush: Hans, come here.
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
* BANG! *
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Bush: Heh heh heh, SADDAM!
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
* BANG! *
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Bush: Heh heh heh.
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
God: Stop that random murdering at once.
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Bush: Heh heh, oh. Sorry God.
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Blair: What are you doing Bush?
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Bush: Shut up Bitch.
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
Charles: yer shut up bitch
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Elizabeth: What IS all this commotion?
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Charles: Shut up mum.
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Elizabeth: Oh. How rude.
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
William: Got any dope dad, allright grandbitch
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Elizabeth: Oh you cheeky young man.
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
William: fuck the black rod you hoe
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Charles: Boyakashaaaaa.
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The pope: Boyakashaaaaa.
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Henry the Eigth: Pope, fuck off.
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Jesus: Get back inside Henry
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
John Paul: My head hurts
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Henry 8: I am the head of the church
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Pope: No you're not, I AM.
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Jesus: Neither of you are... I AM.
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Pope / Henry 8: No you're not.
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
God: no sense of hierarchy here
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Jesus: According to the Methodist religion I am.
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
All: Oh shut the fuck up god.
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
What does god know about the church?
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
God: i own you all, bitches
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Mary Magdellin: Jesus, your dinner is ready.
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Jesus: Oh bollocks.
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Jesus: Got to go lads, see you later.
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
* JESUS is away (dinner) *
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
Random star: this way
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
God: Under the thumb or what?
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Saddam: Heh heh, she owns him heh heh.
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Bush: Can't you turn that effing star off?
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
Saddam 15nth wife: get her it's my turn!!!
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Saddam 14th wife: Saddam, can I go now?
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Saddam: Oh, yes, my little pumpkin.
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Bush: Girl.
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Saddam: I have a sensitive side too you know. *SOB*
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
Saddams 1st wife: yer right
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
Kurds: yer be more sensitive with nerve gas fromn now on
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Kosovans: YEH!
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
Oil: mind that cigar saddam
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
Bush: stay out of it oil, you're next!
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Bush: And then it's Scotland.
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Blair: Err, excuse me Bush - but that's in the UK.
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Bush: Shut up whore.
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
Bush: Then i shall eradicate the welsh language.....by eradicating the welsh
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
Charles: Boyakashaaaaa.
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Wales: We'll set our Dragon on you Bush.
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
Klingons:To understand the welsh language you must refrain from speaking until excess amounts of saliva are available.
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
Captain pickard: Be quiet you evil spawn of hell
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
Satan: They're not from here
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
God: Not from here either...
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
Bush: No not another rosswell , shoot them down boys.
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
Moulder: the truth will be revealed
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
Scully: Yer yer come back to bed.
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Agent Doggit: Mulder, I thought you were dead?!
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Mulder: Yeh well you were wrong weren't you. Now stop making moves on Scully - she's my bitch.
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
Random Viewer: Your program is all fucked up
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
God: I have had enough of this blasthomy
lowey - Dirty U...nix says:
Jesus: Well that was quite some fight. Gonna have to go now. Bye.
I got the wrong foot amputated says:
Random ant: hey i was just getting started!!
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at 17:00
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